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Monday, January 16, 2012

Boobies

Ta-ta's. Boobies. Fun Bags. Hooters. Gazongas. Knockers. Jugs. Melons. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point. Boobs. It's crazy how two pieces of flesh can get so much attention.

I was a late bloomer. My mom loved to joke that I shouldn't even bother wearing a bra, all I needed were band-aids. For many reasons, boobs have become an image of sexual desire {I could launch into some cultural anthropological explanations, but I might bore you to tears} I've always wanted bigger ones. That is until I got them! When I was pregnant, my boobs went from a small 32 B to LARGE 32 DD {and that was before breastfeeding} Suddenly, I was wishing for my nice small and humble breasts {thanks Shakira}

After my son quit breastfeeding, my boobs started deflating. The fun bags weren't so fun anymore. I got super self conscious about them and just didn't feel pretty.

Where am I going with this, you may ask? What I didn't realize is, that big or small, you have to respect the boobies! Without proper support, the girls will be sad. :-( I haven't bought new bras since just after Gbear was born {what was I thinking?!} I'm a penny pincher, who couldn't bring myself to spend the money on new bras when I still had ones that kinda sorta fit. Well, those days are over and the girls are glad! After spending more than I planned at VS semi annual sale, I can now say, that I respect the boobies and am just fine with my girls. So get out there, get fitted and buy a good bra. It's cheaper than a boob job!

How about you, do you have a funny name for boobs? What simple wardrobe item helps boost your self esteem?

And just because I think she's hilarious Jenna Marbles!

9 comments:

wHiT said...

lol. oh my that was an intense video. ha ha
-wHiT

Our Little Fam said...

my oh my... I hate having boobs! Since our little guy was recently born and now im breastfeeding they are too big for my liking.. I would definitely rather have SMALLLL ones ha. Glad you got some new bras!

Semper Wifey said...

LOL! Thanks for linking up at Military Monday! :)

http://semperwifey.blogspot.com

Athena said...

Funny! I love VS sales...

Stopping by via Military Monday. Have a great week!

Athena @ Our Crazy Life
http://mama2six.blogspot.com

Jane said...

Hahaha I love Jenna Marbles. She is too funny. I really don't think there is any boobs that are bad boobs haha. So, you really gotta love what you have. Because, unless you have 10k sitting around, that is how they are staying.

kelsey said...

Hello my name is Kelsey, I am a girlfriend of a U.S. Sailor and so much more! Looking for new friends/ support system. <3
love VS, love sexiness, so I guess I love boobs too! And now I love your blog too! Linking up ;]
xoxo
Kelsey
http://bearatsea.blogspot.com/

Jamie said...

Love this post. I love boobies. Always have. Unfortunately, I never grew any. I fixed that this summer though. Love them!

L.A.C.E. said...

OMG!! That was awesome sauce!!! I NEED to do this for hubby when I've lost more weight. He will poop his pants lol. (pst, hope you are doing well. huggies)

The Mrs. in Stilettos said...

Can I just tell you how much I loved this!

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