Boobies

Ta-ta's. Boobies. Fun Bags. Hooters. Gazongas. Knockers. Jugs. Melons. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point. Boobs. It's crazy how two pieces of flesh can get so much attention.

I was a late bloomer. My mom loved to joke that I shouldn't even bother wearing a bra, all I needed were band-aids. For many reasons, boobs have become an image of sexual desire {I could launch into some cultural anthropological explanations, but I might bore you to tears} I've always wanted bigger ones. That is until I got them! When I was pregnant, my boobs went from a small 32 B to LARGE 32 DD {and that was before breastfeeding} Suddenly, I was wishing for my nice small and humble breasts {thanks Shakira}

After my son quit breastfeeding, my boobs started deflating. The fun bags weren't so fun anymore. I got super self conscious about them and just didn't feel pretty.

Where am I going with this, you may ask? What I didn't realize is, that big or small, you have to respect the boobies! Without proper support, the girls will be sad. :-( I haven't bought new bras since just after Gbear was born {what was I thinking?!} I'm a penny pincher, who couldn't bring myself to spend the money on new bras when I still had ones that kinda sorta fit. Well, those days are over and the girls are glad! After spending more than I planned at VS semi annual sale, I can now say, that I respect the boobies and am just fine with my girls. So get out there, get fitted and buy a good bra. It's cheaper than a boob job!

How about you, do you have a funny name for boobs? What simple wardrobe item helps boost your self esteem?

And just because I think she's hilarious Jenna Marbles!