Friday, July 8, 2011

I Have a Beautiful What?!

Uterus. There I said it. Apologies if this is t.m.i. but I got a good chuckle out of it. That was one of the highlights of my Doctor's appointment.

Yesterday, I woke up bright and early to head to the lady doctor's office. After all, I wanted to be looking my best, so I thought it would be wise to freshen up south of the border. {am I making you uncomfortable? sorry, I'm awkward!}

After experiencing excruciating pain on a monthly basis, I finally decided it was time to take charge of my health. Of course, thanks to WebMd, I had built my troubles up to the worst possible. I kept having to convince myself that it was not cancer {Dear WebMd, I hate that almost every symptom you search comes back with cancer} I get incredibly nervous before doctor's appointments, which is bizarre because for the most part I've had good experiences, but I guess I just get quirky with age. After nearly arriving late, I quickly fill out all the paperwork and wait. Then they take me back and I wait. Then the doctor stops in and leaves .. guess what, more waiting. Long story short, we discussed my symptoms and discussed my options. At one point she uttered the phrase previously quoted. I had to try hard not to giggle out loud {working on my maturity, but I still act like a 13 year old sometimes lol. Like when someone says duty bwahaha}

Anyhoo, weird to think of something internal being beautiful, but good to know that in spite of some issues, it's mostly good under the hood  {However, after googling Beautiful Uterus to supply some lovely imagery, apparently this is a common gynecological compliment. I feel so used lol.}


erika said...

Congrats on your good looks!! Haha!

Jane said...

Bahaha that is one heck of a compliment!

Anonymous said...

Hahaaha. My lady doctor always has weird things to say to me too. A compliment is a compliment though, right?

Jennifer said...

Hahaha, that's great!

Lou said...

hahh ninjas happen to have bad ass uterus's lol

Fran said...

Oh man, I probably just would've laughed if I were told that haha

Irish Italian Blessings said...

lol, all good under the hood! I LIKE IT!

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