Facebook Funnies and A Song!

 

It's that lovely time again for Facebook Funnies hosted by Steph at Watching Airplanes. We've all got them, oversharers, poor grammar users, and just plain puzzling status updates. Here's the perfect opportunity to say WTF? And laugh at all the other wonderful examples.




MEOW MEOW MEOW I LOVE POOP I LOVE POOP RING CHING KING STRIKES POOP POOP MEOW MEOW YAYYYYYY!!!

 Pretty sure someone left their facebook open lol. What good friends to leave this status. 

I have the best boyfriend ever!! 

Really? You can't get more creative than that? Pretty sure everyone thinks their SO is the best. Just Saying.

i will cut off the feet of every dragon i fight...with my face

Hmmm, ok? Someone's feeling confused and feisty. 

 

And now for some A.D.D. I'm also going to join in on What's Your Song with Goodnight Moon!

I was watching one of my many favorite chick flicks, Because I Said So, and was reminded of how much I LOVE this song. The World Spins Madly On by the Weepies. Enjoy!

 

 

 

Facebook Funnies

It's that time again~ Facebook Funnies with Steph at Watching Airplanes!
I feel like my facebook friends weren't quite as crazy this week, but there are still a few good ones.





It needs to be spring so I can attempt 30 days of no pants again...or maybe give up pants for lent?

I know what this person means {skirts, dresses} but I still think it sounds funny to give pants up for Lent.

I just cleaned out my predessor's rolodex. She had a card for Genghis Khan. I didn't know we did business with him.

Doesn’t everybody do business with him these days?! Lol.

I called my doc this morning regarding my cold and my round ligament pain from hell. I have now been grounded until my appointment on Monday when my doc will decide if he can clear me. Given my history, he wants to make sure I'm not having any cervical changes (due to the pain) and wants me to take it easy until he can verify. Blarg. Working from home for a couple days.

Honestly, any status that has any version of the word cervix in it is just not ok with me.

Do I wake up and start drinking or wait til after noon... these are my big dilemmas today

Pretty sure most people don’t go on drinking binges on a Monday, but I guess it is Mardi Gras.

My apartment still won't clean itself.

Sadly neither will my house.

unicorn vomit

What?

Facebook Funnies, Woot!

It's that time again for Facebook Funnies with Steph over at Watching Airplanes! Check it out, always good for a laugh.

Got no sleep on the bus today thanks to the screaming baby whose mother was wearing earphones the entire ride. A+ for being a caring and nurturing mom.

The best part was the comment after this status "hooray for birth control"

it's ssssnnnnooooowwwwwinnnnggg!!!!

at this point in the year, is it really that exciting? I guess I'm just ready for Spring. Snow-Humbug! 

A man with a ponytail is like a woman with a mustache.

profound, too bad hubby would totally grow his hair out long enough for a ponytail if he wasn't in the military.

This the Eve on January 15th 2011 I {insertnamehere} am officially SINGLE. I have no ties to any man romantically and I declare! Tomorrow will be the first, of at least 365 more days that I will remain so. Ganna make myself a little more interesting. ;)

Can I just note in the half a year I have been facebook friends with this person, he/she has posted something to this effect at least 4 times. Just sayin.

Lube wrestling!

just gross.

More Facebook Funnies

I always look forward to these. Steph @ Watching Airplanes has a linkup of Facebook funnies. Basically, go check out your facebook statuses and post some of the amusing ones (or even the ones that just make you wonder haha)









VIRGO!? I am not an effing Virgo.
Ophiuchus can eat my shit. People are up in arms about the whole Zodiac shift.

I refuse to believe this nonsense about astrological signs changing. I'm way too Aquarius. Also... it's tattooed on my body. Oops?Another funny zodiac one.

i was having THE BEST DAY amusing myself by inserting the words placenta and mucous plug into casual conversation and then literally the nanofuckingsecond my kids walked out the door from school they started the whiny nonsense. made me mad at my lady parts for real. I don't know what I'd do if someone used the words mucous plug in casual conversation (assuming they weren't pregnant and even then, we don't need to hear about your mucous plug)

had 5 facebook pokes this morning...people were feeling saucy last night, huh!Man, it’s been awhile since I’ve been poked that many times in one night ;)

it's all about the Chest Hair Labyrinth.Seriously?
 
I realized I still take advice from Mr. Feeny more seriously than I do from most people in the real world
Feeny!! I miss Boy Meets World.... and all of T.G.I.F.
 
sarah mclachlan in NYC tonight! I'm such a good lesbian!Funny because it was a gay man.

OMG there's a guy working at Long John Silvers wearing a snuggie as a jacket. Awesome.I never knew a Snuggie was appropriate attire for the workplace. Then again, it's Long John Silvers.
 
don't you call my girls trashbags. sweethearts don't talk like that.I think I’d just laugh if someone called me a trash bag