Facebook Funnies and A Song!

 

It's that lovely time again for Facebook Funnies hosted by Steph at Watching Airplanes. We've all got them, oversharers, poor grammar users, and just plain puzzling status updates. Here's the perfect opportunity to say WTF? And laugh at all the other wonderful examples.




MEOW MEOW MEOW I LOVE POOP I LOVE POOP RING CHING KING STRIKES POOP POOP MEOW MEOW YAYYYYYY!!!

 Pretty sure someone left their facebook open lol. What good friends to leave this status. 

I have the best boyfriend ever!! 

Really? You can't get more creative than that? Pretty sure everyone thinks their SO is the best. Just Saying.

i will cut off the feet of every dragon i fight...with my face

Hmmm, ok? Someone's feeling confused and feisty. 

 

And now for some A.D.D. I'm also going to join in on What's Your Song with Goodnight Moon!

I was watching one of my many favorite chick flicks, Because I Said So, and was reminded of how much I LOVE this song. The World Spins Madly On by the Weepies. Enjoy!

 

 

 

Winning Wednesday!

Unfortunately, we didn't win the MegaMillions lol. However, I have been rather lucky in the way of blog giveaways and I wanted to take a minute and say thanks! I'm brainstorming what I can do for a giveaway, so hopefully in the near future I'll have something great up for grabs, but for now, let me Thank these lovely ladies.

SAHM and Marine Wife  Giveaway
I won an awesome BumGenius Artist 4.0 diaper. I've been wanting to try cloth diapers, but the sheer amount of choices has had me frozen in my tracks. This little lovely is the push I needed to start the cloth journey {just in time for summer, so hopefully my lil Gbear's tushy won't be plagued with diaper rash in the heat!}For any of you mom's or mom's to be out there {or people with special little one's in their life ;) } go check out some of the great giveaways she's hosting! Not to mention she has an adorable blog.

Steph @ Watching Airplanes had an awesome giveaway of some of her favorite things. {If you haven't, check her out, she's awesome and her pups are adorable~ they're even related which I think is so neat!}
I was so stinking excited when I saw the package sitting on my doorstep! Lil Gbear helped me out. The card was super sweet and quite frankly this package made my day!

She is so sweet she even included a Kong Wubba for Bear and he is in LOVE with it. We had to take it away from him in the middle of the night because he started trotting around the house squeaking it. Such a goofy puppy!

*excuse the mess. Gbear likes to cause mayhem after I organize, so sometimes I just let it be til his naptime

Huge thanks to you lovely ladies!

Facebook Funnies, Woot!

It's that time again for Facebook Funnies with Steph over at Watching Airplanes! Check it out, always good for a laugh.

Got no sleep on the bus today thanks to the screaming baby whose mother was wearing earphones the entire ride. A+ for being a caring and nurturing mom.

The best part was the comment after this status "hooray for birth control"

it's ssssnnnnooooowwwwwinnnnggg!!!!

at this point in the year, is it really that exciting? I guess I'm just ready for Spring. Snow-Humbug! 

A man with a ponytail is like a woman with a mustache.

profound, too bad hubby would totally grow his hair out long enough for a ponytail if he wasn't in the military.

This the Eve on January 15th 2011 I {insertnamehere} am officially SINGLE. I have no ties to any man romantically and I declare! Tomorrow will be the first, of at least 365 more days that I will remain so. Ganna make myself a little more interesting. ;)

Can I just note in the half a year I have been facebook friends with this person, he/she has posted something to this effect at least 4 times. Just sayin.

Lube wrestling!

just gross.

More Facebook Funnies

I always look forward to these. Steph @ Watching Airplanes has a linkup of Facebook funnies. Basically, go check out your facebook statuses and post some of the amusing ones (or even the ones that just make you wonder haha)









VIRGO!? I am not an effing Virgo.
Ophiuchus can eat my shit. People are up in arms about the whole Zodiac shift.

I refuse to believe this nonsense about astrological signs changing. I'm way too Aquarius. Also... it's tattooed on my body. Oops?Another funny zodiac one.

i was having THE BEST DAY amusing myself by inserting the words placenta and mucous plug into casual conversation and then literally the nanofuckingsecond my kids walked out the door from school they started the whiny nonsense. made me mad at my lady parts for real. I don't know what I'd do if someone used the words mucous plug in casual conversation (assuming they weren't pregnant and even then, we don't need to hear about your mucous plug)

had 5 facebook pokes this morning...people were feeling saucy last night, huh!Man, it’s been awhile since I’ve been poked that many times in one night ;)

it's all about the Chest Hair Labyrinth.Seriously?
 
I realized I still take advice from Mr. Feeny more seriously than I do from most people in the real world
Feeny!! I miss Boy Meets World.... and all of T.G.I.F.
 
sarah mclachlan in NYC tonight! I'm such a good lesbian!Funny because it was a gay man.

OMG there's a guy working at Long John Silvers wearing a snuggie as a jacket. Awesome.I never knew a Snuggie was appropriate attire for the workplace. Then again, it's Long John Silvers.
 
don't you call my girls trashbags. sweethearts don't talk like that.I think I’d just laugh if someone called me a trash bag

 

Facebook Funnies.. A Day Late

Steph over at Watching Airplanes had a hilarious post about face book statuses and decided to make it into a link up. I was super excited by the idea cause well, some things on face book are just plain hilarious. Unfortunately, life got in the way yesterday and I didn’t get a chance to link up, but I figured better late than never!

So without further ado, some hilarious and just odd face book statuses:

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with hot butter.
Gotta love a Chuck Norris joke.

2 days left in my 94 degree vibrating office!
What?! How is the office vibrating (or why?!)

My neighbors have a giant blow up turkey...wtf?
Nothing says Thanksgiving better than a blow up turkey.


i hate when i find a squirrel in my purse.
pesky squirrels!

Can't wait my man is going to be home soon!!
Not funny, but it definitely made me smile!!! Hooray for homecomings

you know you take your arts and crafts seriously when you color so hard your hands hurt.
I miss coloring….where are my crayons?! ;)


There aren’t as many of the typical overshare statuses today… must be too early in the day.. But you all know what I’m talking about, we all have the over sharers on face book


Anyhoo, Happy Friday!